If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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