batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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