Pappa wants mamma naked
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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