Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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