dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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