Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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