I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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