I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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