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Tell her she can't have a vagina
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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