Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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