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Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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