hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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