This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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