You work out of a Hotel?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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