the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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