If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
