i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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