Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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