I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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