you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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