I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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