I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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