bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
