I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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