Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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