I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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