Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
