There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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