just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize