Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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