I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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