He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
