this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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