Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
