I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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