Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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