420 ftw
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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