you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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