it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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