Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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