Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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