He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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