i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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