can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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