So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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