We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
