He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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