Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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