Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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