hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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