i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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