mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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