it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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