I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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