i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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